Nixon's Inauguration Speech

Transcript of President Nixon’s Inauguration Speech, Jan. 1st, 2022

(There is only record of a few minutes into the session)

…after juggled diplomacy, economy, immigration issues, funding of the DLLE, funding of business owners, expanding nation population, expansion of government jobs, voter ID continuation, funding of news medias, and possibly many more challenges I may face as my 3 months of being president. As president I want to focus on putting the people of Dogelandia first rather than anything else. You, the people of this beautiful nation, are what made this nation, well, a nation.

As citizens you should probably know whether or not you have elected a good leader, or just another Mafia Cheems. As the president I want to be very open with you all. I don't want people to fear that we will have a repeat president, and I have read the history books and the wiki to understand what went wrong. There’s a quote that I love truly, it’s by a man named George Santayana, and the quote goes “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.” If I’m being honest, it’s relevant for new presidents of the future, and as myself. And I’m gonna be frank with you all, I didn’t really like Mafia. Too much corruption happened under his presidency, and people like those who give bad reputation to outside people wanting to join this nation. The ironic thing about is his motto, which was “Mafia Cheems, keeping Dogelandia clean”, which was quite the opposite. While he led the nation with an iron fist, he would also lose that iron fist.

To get to the point, we must learn from the mistakes that individuals have made in the past to create a better future - a newer future.

I guess Mafia’s a touchy subject for several people who have been involved with Dogelandia since the beginning, and maybe it’s the same people, and of course new people, that fear, “What if we elect someone who will do the same as him? Will these three months be a repeat of Mafia’s presidency? Are we so sure that we are going to be safe? Can this president be trusted?” Well, when I serve these three months I can assure you that you don’t have to worry. Be sure history won’t repeat itself this time.

I welcome the newly appointed Attorney General Murphey C. Jones, Vermilion of the D.L.L.E., and American Cheems of the D.L.L.E., to make a weekly investigation. These investigations will be written as a log, and will be saved as documents. If they feel it is necessary to release the logs that they have created, then I have no problem with it. Evidence will be provided in these logs, as long as the proof [inaudible] with it. I chose these people for the investigation for a reason.

Now, you may be thinking, the people I have appointed-

Um, sorry.

Um, uh sorry.

The people I appointed for my assignment may be under my thumb. Well, they’re not. “And how are we so sure they won’t pull a CNN card and choose what people want to hear and don’t want to hear?” Well, I’m glad you thought that, because the people I appointed for this don’t really have much connections to me. Vermilion was the running mate for Law, Murphey was a candidate that ran independent, and American Cheems was, as well, and he does his job like it’s supposed to be done. I didn’t choose cabinet members to conduct investigations for a reason. It would just be the same as what the CIA did in the 80’s when it came to drug-smuggling in America. They investigated themselves and found nothing wrong. It seems shady for any organization. I didn’t choose anybody that was associated with my party, because it’s shady. [Inaudible] …that it’s wrong to appoint the people that have no association with your party or barely in association, which seems like the right thing to do. And if you feel like there could be any manipulation, well then, I would also be happy to have the owner of the server, Bread, partake in these investigations if he feels like doing so.

So, continuing with the trust of people, I want every three months to end with an approval rating, where the people of Dogelandia can rate how well or how bad I did and I’m open to any concerns they may have. With the concerns made from the people, it can be used to fix a failing presidency, if there is one. If the approval rating is too low, and people want a new leader, then I will resign. If I resign, the presidency gets passed onto the Vice, where the Vice has to appoint someone as their vice president.

Uh, so jumping to, um, a very… controversial topic… uh, Dogetopia… as President I would like to have a meeting with their newly elected president, Jackson, and hope we can make- err, keep relations up. It’s always better to have an amazing relations with our neighbor and [inaudible].

Um, now, in the beginning of my campaign, I’d said I’d expand Dogelandia and its borders, and then I thought about that. I’m honestly not a fan of colonialism, due to the fact that it leads to issues, but I'd just be happy… [inaudible] …two nations with fantastic diplomacy. I hope the plan

we decide on… uh, leads to many people happy with both great nations. More conflict, cutting ties with each other, are not necessary. Staying on good terms and being there for one another is really what’s necessary.

On Christmas Eve, I realized there are only 3 out of 5 court representatives in this nation. If we can get 2 people to meet the requirements for our court reps, that would be fantastic. You can find the lawbook in the Documents channel and the law test in resources.

While on the topic of government jobs, in a week I would like to get a new election started: the Governor of Dogelandia. The Governor’s job is to propose legislation and pass it. It may not be as cool as the presidential election; it is still a good spot in government and will outrank court reps, so it’s a higher rank. However, I’d like to get this newly- this new election passed by the court representatives. If passed, the maximum amount of candidates will be five and it will go like this: Round 1 will have 1 candidate disqualified. 2 candidates are disqualified in round 2, while 2 remain. Round 3 will have one remaining, uh, candidate at the end of the election. Quite similar to the presidential election, but l think it will bring a lot of attention. I, the President, and Vice President Big Iron, do not intend to get involved with that election. We definitely do not want to lean towards candidates and have a biased view. To prevent chaos, we will have a Google Form, similar to the President Form, that will keep a list of the candidates who want to be in it. In order to run, however, you must have an official Dogelandia ID card, and, I would like to put this in place for all elections, which are the cards that we are working on right now.

While on the topic for elections, I think we all know that the presidential election is in 3 months, if I'm not wrong. While it’s way too early to be speaking about running in the next election or not, I’ll leave it at this: I do not have plans to run for a re-election when the time come- when- when the time comes. However, if the people’s popular opinion is “Yes I should” then I might. If that's what people want, then that’s what people want. However, I do not seek- I, I definitely would not seek a third term or a fourth term. 3 months is fine for me. 6 months? Okay… it’s- it’s not bad. 9 months is too long, and then 12 months is just a big stream. I feel like others who meet the requirements should be given the chance to change stuff to what they believe will be good for the nation. I’m happy to make the changes that I campaigned for, and many more to come.

And lastly, for now, I want to end this with immigration policy to prevent any raids, corruption when it comes… sorry. To prevent any raids, corruption when it comes to, uh, voting, immigration will be quite tough. Now, as I mentioned in my campaign, Dogelandia is free to everybody. But the thing is, we also have targets- we are also targets to raiders. If we keep our borders open for anybody to walk in by …to walk in by, then we might have issues. Those who immigration to the nation will have to state their name and reason to immigrate. Border control, who will be made up of active members of the server, will ask them a few appropriate questions to their immigration. The new citizens of Dogelandia will be given an ID card, which… ID cards can, uh, which I said, ID cards can be used to vote as well. Sharing of ID can result to consequences. If one is to share their ID with another member, with evidence provided, a court case will probably occur. If a person is found guilty, they will have to pay a fine with the currency we have, and spend some time in jail. And time served in jail, it will be on their record.

I’d like to end my speech there for now, and hope I do great as the third president of this nation. If there are any concerns or questions you might have, I am free to answer them. But if there is none, then that is it.

End of speech.